Here is a humorous article about the future of EURO-ENGLISH published in a Canadian newspaper.

It was considered that English spelling could be improved and a five-year plan was accepted for Euro-English ("Euro" for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly sivil servants will reserve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only this should klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "Colograf" 20 per cent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the state where more komplikated changes are possible.Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always been difikult to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful.

By they fourf yar peopl wil mak steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" with 'V.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplai to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and ve vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.